THIRTY
YEARS AGO, THAT EXTRAORDINARY British treasure
Sir Clive Sinclair, our only gossip-column
scientist, launched his bizarre career with a
radio smaller than a matchbox. It sold, if memory
serves, for 59/6d. Hot on the tail of the
Sinclair Micro 6, as the miniature wireless set
was called, came a whole string of
techno-triumphs. There was the first digital
watch, the first calculator, the first cheap home
computer, the first pocket TV, the first consumer
electric car. Sir Clive invented almost
everything there was to invent, plus several bits
and pieces that didn't want to be invented, but
which he devised anyway.
With all that brilliance, it wouldn't be
unreasonable to expect MENSA's recently retired
chairman to be up there with Bill Gates. Yet
outside of this country, Sir Clive Sinclair is
barely known. He's not a poor man, but you won't
find him in the Top 500 anything, really. He's
just Sir Clive of the C5, clever, English, a bit
potty, and, er, that's it.
Well. the news is that Sir C has not another
invention on the market, a tiny, sexy little
black number, cute as a bug's ear and almost
small enough to fit into one. Come on then, guess
what it is. An in-ear telephone? A lobe-sized
mini-computer? A Eustachian tube-proportioned
spacecraft? A car for ants? Nope. It is (roll of
drums)... a miniature radio. A little bit smaller
than the Sinclair Micro 6 of yore. A lot lighter
at half an ounce. A wee bit tackier. But at an
amazing price of just £9.50, and a perfectly
adequate performer to boot.
The X1 Button Radio is a proper FM receiver
with auto-scan tuning, just like a car radio. It
runs on a lithium battery, which should last a
year, and is guaranteed by Sir Olive to stay put
in your earhole even when you're on the dance
floor, which he should know about, since he's
rarely off one. A slight drawback to the X1 is
the long wire aerial which dangles down, but even
Sir Clive Sinclair can't change the whimsical
nature of FM-radio signals, so he can't be blamed
for that.
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